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Opinion

You’ll Figure It Out: My “Hole-in-the-Bucket” List!

Local Columns

I greatly enjoyed Rev. Mike Nodland's article of last week and what a novel idea, the "Anti-Bucket" list. So I commenced thinking of all the silly, goofy and downright stupid things I've tried in my life, I give you MY lists of things I shall never, ever do again. First off, I shall never ...

Letter to the Editor: Loud shout from non-voters

Letters to the Editor

During the last Presidential election the vast majority of eligible voters (a whopping 36%) chose not to vote at all, a visceral scream echoing the current dismay with both our dominant political parties. Only 31% of eligible voters cast their ballot for Democrats, a flailing party whose ...

Just Jonathan: The great grind

Local Columns

Busy, busy, busy, it’s what we all like to say we are. Every year I grow older and still find new ways to maximize my time. Since I got out of school at the end of May, I have been waking up earlier. My once successful night owl schedule is almost nonexistent, replaced by black coffee and ...

Magic Mike 6XL: The Crime of Boredom

Local Columns

The philosopher Bo Burnham once said, "Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime." That not only perfectly sums up this day and age as a whole, but also my Ma's feelings on the subject. Where my sister and I grew up with the luxuries of today's distractions, my Ma did not. Growing up, Ma ...

Just Jonathan: Memorial Day Reminiscing

Local Columns

As I hope you read from the front page or another online article, Memorial Day 2025 has come and gone. Wikipedia describes memorial day as follows: “Memorial Day (originally known as Decoration Day) is a federal holiday in the United States for honoring and mourning the military personnel who ...

District 53 Newsletter: May 22, 2025

Editorials

The 2025 legislative session is over, we adjourned “Sine Die” in the early morning hours of Thursday, May 15, after a 22 hour marathon session. This has been another historic session, there is so much to write about, but so little space in these newsletters. I will touch on a few key pieces ...

You’ll Figure It Out!: Happy Memorial Day

Local Columns

Ah, Memorial Day Week-End! The official start of summer. Winter must go, spring must arrive and let the fun times roll. School's out! Wonder who's happier--the students or the teachers? Little League has begun. Swimming lessons and just splashing in the water in general. Fishing, ...

Magic Mike 6XL: The old man and the parade candy

Local Columns

In my youth, I attended the annual carnival at the Lincoln Highway Bridge Festival. I couldn't ride the rides because of my tendency to vomit, so I played the games. However, I am not skilled at carnival games, and I lost so much money throwing old darts at limp, sagging, partially filled ...

Just Jonathan: I love my job, I love my community

Local Columns

I had a bit of a busy weekend as did many community members. The combination of Lincoln Highway Bridge Festival and graduation is something that I always see as such a blessing, despite the busy nature. A coming together of the towns before wishing our graduating seniors well on their next ...

Magic Mike 6XL: The Rumble in the Walmart Jungle

Local Columns

To say my sister and I have the occasional fight is an understatement. To say that she's Muhammad Ali and I'm George Foreman, that could be a more accurate statement, but our rumble in the jungle is filled with quick-witted barbs and sarcastic comments. The ironic part is that usually we get ...