Pastor Mike Nodland of the Christian Fellowship Church in Vining, IA.

I’ve noticed a trend on the internet. They want to know if I’m human! I tried ordering groceries online, but they had to verify that I was human. Now, ordering groceries ought to have clued them in. I did expect them to verify that I have the moola in my bank account to place the order, but they never asked to verify if my cash was real, or at least non-human.

My wife and I have been working with a funeral home to prepay for our final exit expenses. We’re not looking forward to hopping the next bus off planet earth, but just planning ahead. Ironically, why do they ask if I am human? Would this affect the casket size, the plot I picked, or sealed entombment to prevent my alien escape–I don’t know!

So, I took a test on the internet designed to prove that I was a human being. Here’s the results — it said: “This is disturbing news…you are an android!” “Android” means “humanoid robot.” It said that at best, I am only able to mimic human functions like blinking, breathing, and speaking. Did the funeral home already know about this?

Here’s Good News: God settled this. He made us in His image…not android and not alien! Not perfect…just a forgiven human by Jesus! And you?