Pastor Mike Nodland of the Christian Fellowship Church in Vining, IA.

I read a story about a woman named Elaine, who sent in a complaint that an inattentive waitress served her overcooked and burnt food. Emphatically, Elaine stated that she was never going back there again. Shortly thereafter, Elaine got a response back which read: “This is an auto repair shop…we do not serve food!”

Another complainer bellowed, “Whatever you do, do NOT fill up a “Super Big Gulp” cup with 5-hour energy and chug the whole thing. My heart has either stopped completely or is beating so fast that I cannot even feel my own pulse!” The customer complaining, went on to say, “I haven’t slept in 72 hours, I cannot feel my face, I deep cleaned my entire apartment” and she believes she can read minds! Admittedly, she said that she slammed 22 oz. of the energy drink in less than 2 minutes.

Finally, someone ordered a smart phone off the internet. Upon delivery, they fired back a complaint which stated “Why does this case have “remove protective film” written all over it? Disappointed!” The customer service rep responded, “Crumple it and stick it inside the empty space of your brain!”

Lots of human misunderstandings, but one thing is crystal clear: Jesus loves you…no misunderstanding! Do you know Him? Trust in Him today!