BITE UR ENGWISH! WATCH UR SPELWING!

The Rev. Mike Nodland
I love the misspelled words I’ve collected over the years. So, I decided to put them all into a short story just for fun. (And these are for real-not made up!)
“In my invirenment, I knotice sucamstanses that frastrited and made agretion in me. I din’t asepted it and strogeling, I unbelantary belt I must asept it so I could be at peaz with myself and get passt it. It gave me more anest carector ’cause I though I was going cazer. But I am more ambishes and have much dignidid ’cause I grew up in a strikted home, once I unknolage my emotions and saw though others eagletistacal and superfishal ways. Now I belife I am contrible with me, phisicly.”
Again-no kidding-this is not made up! We live in an environment where we notice circumstances that frustrate and make us aggressive and have come to accept this struggle. And we have voluntarily accepted them for the sake of peace. And it certainly creates an honest character in us, etc.!
An old antacid ad said, “How do you spell relief!” I spell relief, “J-E-S-U-S!” No Websers Disannary needed!-Just Jesus!
Mike Nodland, pastor
Clutier Community Church and Vining Christian Fellowship